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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5046 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4856 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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