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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 186 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3385 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
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Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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