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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5791 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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