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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1767 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 125 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!