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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9942 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!