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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6580 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1002 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!