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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8206 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!