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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8310 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6957 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!