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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4308 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8861 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Crops Grown: | 2462 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!