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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1200 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 816 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 54 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!