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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1594 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!