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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 911 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!