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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3771 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 5556 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!