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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 138 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
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