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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9136 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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