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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5561 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 3481 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!