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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8171 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4872 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8441 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!