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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7627 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 734 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!