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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8051 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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