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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6068 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9193 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
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