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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3702 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2489 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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