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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3156 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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