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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6972 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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