Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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