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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7502 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!