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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6603 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
New Chunks Explored: | 455019 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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