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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7396 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!