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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5578 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7033 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 127 | Emeralds Found: | 5969 |
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!