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BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PixelatedPals, smp, Yes please Request Polite Agree Approval Consent Affirmative Acceptance Willingness Permission Approval granted Positive response Agreement Assent Approval given Okay Fine Sure Absolutely Certainly

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

apples, autumn, Brit, British, crunchy, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fruit, Harvest, Healthy Eating, juicy, local produce, Minecraft, Orchard, organic, red, seasonal fruits, smp, snack, SWEET, United Kingdom, vitamin C

Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Commitment, Communication, family, husband, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, married life, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, relationship goals, secret, smp, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wife, wife life

Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Not Important Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Identity, important, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, my name, Not Important, Personal, Self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

Character development, choice-based game, Coming of Age, consequences, Decision making, double, Double Exposure, emotional storytelling, episodic series, exposure, Female Protagonist, friendship, indie game, interactive drama, Life is Strange, Minecraft, Mystery, narrative driven, player agency, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, The Meltdown Continues, time travel, video game

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3408

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

#Arab community, Arab Americans, Arabs, Cheating, democrats, election, election results, Flip, Michigan, Michigan demographics, Michigan politics, Michigan swing voters, Minecraft, Mr.T, political analysis, political predictions, Politics, Server, swing state, swing voters, voter turnout, Voting, Whites

Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

Backlash, British, british people, controversy, culture, discrimination, Diversity, GOOGLE, humor, inappropriate, internet, Jew memes, memes, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, people, racism, search, sensitivity, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Warning

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Throne & Liberty MC Server

action combat, aws, battle passes, Builds, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, database, EU, Exploration, free to play, Kazar, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, mmorpg, NA East, open world, password 555444, password 69420, pay to win, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Sani, Server, Servers, shapeshifting mechanic, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to be a shape-shifting warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Chronicles, Costume Party Mixer, creeper, Dawntrail Genera, Dynamis, ELEMENTALS, EU, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, Primal Mist, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the elementals are worshipped like royalty? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for meetups like Dynamis, Kraken, where we search for buried treasure like true pirates. Or how about a Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where the fashion is out of this world? And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event in Balmung, Crystal, where we sing and dance our hearts out to spooky tunes. So come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8130	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	7421	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1