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Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	749921

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

Awards, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, cookieswirlc, CookieSwirlCs, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, filian, Gaming, influencer, Interaction, Ironmouse, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, online presence, Popular, recognition, Server, social media, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2997	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

console ecosystem, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming market, gaming platforms, gaming preferences, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, PC releases, pixels, PlayStation, ps, PS libraries, PS to PC converts, PS5, Server, Sony, Tied, video games, Xbox

Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Battles, catch em all, Challenges, Characters, Competition, Defeat, Edition, Female Protagonists, gameplay, Gaming, heroines, LOSING, losing heroines, Makeine, Minecraft, Obstacles, Quests, smp, Storyline, too many, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, anarchy servers, better than other servers, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, minecraft server, mystics, No Mini-Games, OPEN RECRUITMENT, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, rutube, Survival, tiktok, twitch, ut, Vanilla, version 1.16-1.21.31, Weddings

Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

We have private blocks linked to tg!

We have mystics!!!

We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

We are better than all other servers!

Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

https://t.me/starride1r

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

90lbs, acceptance, black woman, cultural norms, Diversity, Family Planning, interracial children, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, negress, night, personal growth, racial biases, racism, RAVAGED, self improvement, self-control, Server, societal change, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, white wife

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, antihero, Characters, chick, cinematic universe, comic books, Deadpool, humor, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Mutant, Mystery, name.., question.., smp, Superheroes, tag team, team-up, wolverine, x-men

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	2129

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, Stories, tesg, treasure trove, Waifulation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a Enderman’s teleportation. Our server is filled with more mods than a chest full of diamonds, and our community is as lively as a village full of villagers.

Forget about the old boring servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure that’s crazier than a chicken riding a minecart!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl

acceptance, Breaking Stereotypes, cross-cultural marriage, Cultural differences, Diversity, girl, global love connections, global relationships, interracial couples, interracial dating, interracial marriage, love conquers all, love is blind, love knows no color, marriage traditions, Marry, marrying outside your race, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, relationships, smp, societal norms, traditional values, White, White girl

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Normie’s Minecraft Server

30 seconds, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistance, Average, average normie, Experiencing, Generating, Inceldom, list, long tail, machine learning, Minecraft, Normie, normies, Server, tags, Technology, virtual assistant

Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP

ai, amazement, Artificial Intelligence, astonishment, Automation, bewilderment, Curiosity, disbelief, futuristic, innovation, machine learning, mechanical marvel, Minecraft, perplexity, ROBOT, robotics, shock, smp, surprised, Technology, unexpected, Wonder

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Fall 2024 Server

AOTS candidate, Crafty, Cyberpunk, DAIMA, Dandadan, Faggots, Fall, Fall 2024, Fall Season, First Impression Discussion, Hataraku Maou-sama, ikemen, Kimi wa Meido-sama, KLK successor, kodomo shoujo, LWA, magic academy, Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta, Maou 2099, Mecha-Ude, Pantyshots, school romcom, Server, Shonen Jump adaptation, Super prequel, Yuribait

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fall season is in full swing! Just like Maou 2099, our server is truly enjoyable with a cyberpunk twist. Interacting with random NPCs is a blast, just like in the anime! Plus, we have a special event where you can battle against the evil Maou himself – will you be able to defeat him and save the server?

But beware of Dandadan fans, they’re everywhere and trying too hard to be quirky. We don’t tolerate any pussybetanerd behavior here, so if you’re a true warrior, join our server and show them who’s boss!

Looking for a comfy experience? Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of Kimi wa Meido-sama. Just like the anime, the first few episodes are good, but beware of drama and preachiness – it’s a wild ride, but worth it for the laughs!

If you’re a fan of Mecha-Ude, you’ll love our server’s epic battles and futuristic technology. But don’t expect any pantyshots here – we keep it classy and respectful, unlike those other servers out there. Join us for a truly unique experience!

And don’t forget about Daima, our prequel to Super. With stunning animation and an interesting premise, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next episode. Will you be able to uncover the secrets of the past and save the future?

Last but not least, if you’re a fan of magic and adventure, join our server for a magical experience like no other. Just like Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta, we have ikemen and faggots galore – but don’t worry, we welcome all players with open arms (and magic spells)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride through the fall season and beyond!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Star Shards Collected:	122
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2