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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3929 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Mines Excavated: | 2499 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Enchantments Applied: | 107 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.