The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the first episode is so epic that it literally makes your computer poop itself! That’s right, our server is so giga kino that even the machines can’t handle the awesomeness.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2163	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	584
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	904129
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	517
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Items Found:	2118	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4918	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3335
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mines Excavated:	4180	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	New Chunks Explored:	658594

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

sweetpeamc.com