The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchantments Applied:	229	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the first episode is so epic that it literally makes your computer poop itself! That’s right, our server is so giga kino that even the machines can’t handle the awesomeness.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mines Excavated:	1357
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8344	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crops Grown:	2972
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Towns Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	281907
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1246	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	3767

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	469
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2602	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6242	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Farms Harvested:	766	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net