The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8971	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	773358

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	275
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4452	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9748
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Divine Spears Created:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Potions Brewed:	183
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	1712

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	124

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	4990	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Zombie Dances:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6921	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Buildings Constructed:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3220	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!