The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	57

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	507221
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crops Grown:	6988	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	7771
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	211
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.