The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dimension Hops:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3508
Mines Excavated:	1195	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	3945
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Are you interested in the ultimate online semi-vanilla survival experience? Then ProtectorsCraft is for you! ProtectorsCraft is a server based solely on providing the best Semi-Vanilla experience. It’s online 24/7, with up to 100 players. Best thing? It’s crossplay compatible with both bedrock and Java platforms! Since our creation in early 2020, we have steadily built our server around the needs and feedback of our community, and now we are inviting you to be part of our adventure.Server IP [1.13-1.20.4]: play.protectorscraft.us Server IP (Bedrock) [1.20.40 – 1.20.51]: play.protectorscraft.us:19132 Website: http://protectorscraft.us/ Discord: http://protectorscraft.us/discord Server Commands: http://protectorscraft.us/wiki/commands Player Tiers: http://protectorscraft.us/wiki/ranks/tiers Owner: KaludiSome features our survival server comes with: Home & Claim System, Warp System, TPA System, Economy System, Unique And Custom Made Player Tier System, Seamless Custom Made Bedrock and JAVA Inventory, and Vote Reward System Player tiers go from Coal Rank, all the way to Netherite Rank. Seamless Custom Made Bedrock Forms For Bedrock Players, And Custom Made Inventory Menus For JAVA Players, Vote Reward System, Very friendly Community, Staff and Owner, who is always listening to feedback and working on updates!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6803	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	363
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ores Mined:	2003	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Love Letters Sent:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	1449

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4966	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	162	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Potions Brewed:	103	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7953

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

COME JOIN US. IP: ChaosHub.netMinecraft 1.20.2 Skyblock & SurvivalChaos Hub is the ultimate network for the gamemodes you love. We provide the best fully customized skyblock and survival gameplay around. Our community is second to none, and filled with friendly players.– Compatible Versions: 1.9-1.20.2 – Friendly & Dedicated Staff Team – Skyblock: Casino, Upgradable Islands, Player Mines, mcMMO – Survival: Coming soon – Epic Ranks at https://store.chaoshub.net/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Divine Spears Created:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.