The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server [1.16 – 1.20] with a small community trying to entertain and have fun, we hope you enjoy it a lot <3

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1913	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

MineVillage is a new Minecraft network offering unique survival experiences. We’re currently offering two unique game modes. Oneblock & Earth.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	54154
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Vexius Minecraft Server Explore Three Unique Server Types: Creative 1.20.1, Skyblock 1.17.2, Survival 1.20.1 Join with any version 1.12.2-1.20.1 Creative Server Features: Free WorldEdit & VoxelSniper, GoPaint & GoBrush, Plots. Survival Server Highlights: Bosses & Mobapocalypses, Player Markets & MiniGames, Daily Quests & Fishing Tournaments, GriefPrevention & Towny. Skyblock Server Excitement: Experience Slimefun – A Major Game-Changer!, Generate Ores & Participate in Envoys, Take on Challenges & Epic Dragon Fights Discord: https://discord.gg/9ZdE8Ek IP: vexius.org Experience the best of Minecraft at Vexius!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	624	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magic Items Found:	6786	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Towns Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.