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The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	7910
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	191
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Creeper Therapy Co.

anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Brainy Heights & Spiders

anxiety disorders, brain activation, brain regions, Brainy, fear analysis, fear neuroscience, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of spiders, fear patterns, fear perception, fear processing, fear research, fear response, fear studies, fear triggers, Heights, mental health, neuroscience, phobias, Psychology, scientific research, social threats, Spiders

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Villages Defended:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PuffleLand

Survival, Vanilla Survival EssentialsX Builds Plugins Creative Minigames PvP Economy Skyblock Factions Roleplay Quests Redstone Parkour Mods Farming Exploration Adventure Community

This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7170	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ores Mined:	7336	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UnBit

Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, multiplayer server, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mods, survival server, UnBit, virtual

Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

Adventure, Bosses, building, casinos, Community, creativity, Duels, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Griefing, HIGH, inspiration, Jobs, MAGICAL, No Dupe, Parties, Pirate, Quests, Races, Stability, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

forced, KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, Minecraft, no pol, no porn, no vidya, productive members, Server, society, tards, vidya

Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cool Minecraft SMP Name

Cool, heavyweight champ, Minecraft, smp, ufc, undisputed champ, world champ, wwe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DadSnatchedVacayFUN

anger, aruba, birthday trip, Confrontation, DadSnatchedVacayFUN, exclusion, family divide, family dynamics, family vacation, favoritism, instagram, Jealousy, Sadness, secret trip, Siblings, spoiled, unfairness, vacation, youngest

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TimeTravelerSMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Destination, dream, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Journey, Memory, Nostalgia, past, Temporal, time machine, time travel, TimeTravelerSMP, Wanderlust

If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7612	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DreamCrafters

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, dream journaling, dream meanings, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamCrafters, lucid dreaming, sleep experiences, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal experience, unusual dream symbols, vivid dreams

Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	417240
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TechRace Minecraft Server

Academia, controversy, discrimination, Ethics, funded, funding, genetics, hidden agenda., International, Manipulation, Minecraft, Network, pseudoscience, race science, research, Revealed, secret, Server, Social Issues, Tech boss, TechRace, US

LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3786	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

Alliance, Army, Asia, CommieCraft, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, joint forces, Military, military strategy, north korean, Partnership, Pyongyang, red, Russian army, SECURITY, Troops, War, world news

join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	784346
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2