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Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ores Mined:	6481	Dragon Eggs Found:	2226
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	5673	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	89
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	2838
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ores Mined:	632	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	6290
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Farms Harvested:	949	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Star Shards Collected:	300	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	2