The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OverheardOcelots

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, gossip, Intriguing, long tail tag, Memory, odd, Overheard, OverheardOcelots, peculiar, Public, Random, Shocking.., Story, strange, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	828427	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

bright sparks, candy, Craftsmanship, diy, Eye, eye safety, eyesight protection, facebook, Helmets, metalworking, naked eye, protective gear, restoration, restoration videos, sparks, sparky, Videos, Viewers, Welders, Welding, welding helmets, welding techniques, welding videos

come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Milkks Minecraft

activities, Anarchy, Chill, CPU, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, i7, Join, members, Milkk, Minecraft, Passion, PvE, PvP, RAM, Server, SSD, Storage, THRIVING, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla based

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Potions Brewed:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7326
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MomSharkLoanSnitch

address sharing, collateral, debit card, extra hands, family conflict, family drama, financial issues, half across country, late father’s car, legal threats, loan shark, missed payments, MomSharkLoanSnitch, money troubles, overbearing mother, po box, privacy laws, privacy violation, Probate, title loan, Twins

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Items Found:	7003
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3322
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	149231

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3539
Secret Passages Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	312

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fumikos Haven Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Towns Built:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Items Found:	6979	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Arena, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, club, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, easter eggs, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Fishing, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hangout, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minigames, Mob rocking, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Parkour, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Relaxation beach, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, statistics, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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MineBars is a top project for top players!

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

Anymore, base, bland, Boomers, Community, Datapacks, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Friendly, invite, Minecraft, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No hacking, Pauls, rules, Server, shopping district, small server, smp, Spigot, vanilla tweaks

Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.