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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8701 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1372 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”