The Fuck Was Their Fucking Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Votes:	7799	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mines Excavated:	1215

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MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3489	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	104	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Votes:	5840
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	2716	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Emeralds Found:	9279
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ores Mined:	6590
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dragons Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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