The Fuck Was Their Fucking Problem Minecraft SMP

aggressive behavior, anger, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, disagreement, disrespectful language, emotional outburst, Frustration, fuck, fucking, heated exchange, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate language, inappropriate response, Minecraft, Problem, rude behavior, smp, social conflict, Social Interaction, swearing, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	111
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

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PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	9464

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1944	Void Armor Forged:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	9	New Chunks Explored:	743214
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co