The Fuck Was Their Fucking Problem Minecraft SMP

aggressive behavior, anger, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, disagreement, disrespectful language, emotional outburst, Frustration, fuck, fucking, heated exchange, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate language, inappropriate response, Minecraft, Problem, rude behavior, smp, social conflict, Social Interaction, swearing, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6971

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and wheat farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs ride on the backs of llamas, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

play.citrusnetwork.net

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3989

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

147.135.70.69

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

grimwood.cc

AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Villages Defended:	9	New Chunks Explored:	910554
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Crops Grown:	7847
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8958	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	631
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Mines Excavated:	4482	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Votes:	3877	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com