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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 111 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4506 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and wheat farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs ride on the backs of llamas, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”
