The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	2784

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9284
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	261446
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	66	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	164
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	9255	Animals Bred:	114
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.