The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mines Excavated:	1172	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	110	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.