> The Director’s Poorly Disguised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the director’s poorly disguised fetish is to create the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experience you’ve ever had!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden carrot, and a secret underground club where the only currency is emeralds and dance moves. The director’s fetish for craziness knows no bounds, so be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco party, you’ll gain access to exclusive loot and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the director’s poorly disguised fetish for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3551
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	168
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	319762	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	3652
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	86816
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Animals Bred:	74	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!