> The Director’s Poorly Disguised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the director’s poorly disguised fetish is to create the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experience you’ve ever had!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden carrot, and a secret underground club where the only currency is emeralds and dance moves. The director’s fetish for craziness knows no bounds, so be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco party, you’ll gain access to exclusive loot and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the director’s poorly disguised fetish for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3398

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5184
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crops Grown:	3140
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	63
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2787
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	654704
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4778
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crops Grown:	8699

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	251	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.