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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4568 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!