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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 426 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2997 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!